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E. Honda
02:44
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Introducing the new Dodge E.Honda because he's a fat man in his draws with Hadouken power
And we're gonna keep the hour going come on Jack and Jill what do you have to say.
Jack and Jill, went up the hill
To catch a pale supermoon ew
Jack went down, to find Jill's crown
But then came a waterfall, And Jack didn't drown
Jack ain't quick, But be nimble
And more cheap and simple than trap symbols
Brought to you son, by A-bombs and Grendels
Sewing together kingdoms without thumbs or thimbles
So don't be calling me king, Who would want such a thing
I would rather me stay supreme in the supremer scheming of things
My energy ever clean more addictive than ketamine
My money is never green and more crypto than ghetto bling
I bash neighbors with wives that flash neighbors
Their lives are hash vapor, PCs and movie maker
Update my Flash Player
You don't know me like adobe,
But you should so now you owe me
I'm the scented candle on your mantle... Blow me..
For the snakes in your head like Medusa I'm Perseus
Don't look at me loser but be courteous
Save them eyes for the Kraken
Hey, here go a napkin
Victims, for lack of wisdom tooths
Give back to sound system booths and blame it on the youth
That sit back and learn stats navigating through caves like blind bats
Usin my rocks for reality, They bounce sound off me
They ain't mad, but I except apologies
Closing walls and ticking black clocks
That ain't the pocket watch, tell Jim that he can't watch
Coldplay be the cosplay, mad blerd, wurd
Too many many people on the golf course,
And not enough watersports, let nature take its course
Inject you in the Iris, with a Billy Ray Cryus,
There you go Pirate Bay Pirates
Makin your heart achey breaky
(Press like and don't hate me)
Over here Al Green sayin "Look what ya done to me"
I know they're so mean
Take one for the team, the baggage is a task
Jim Carrey and Cher don't ask, Mask
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Lone Ranger
01:53
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Unicorns and rainbows,
Glitter, cheap makeup and bracelets on ankles
Mathematics and braincodes
Can't rearrange those
For instance Thomas Van Leek was really Kid Durango, Predating Django
Guess you gotta fact check
Watch a lot of Dragnet? Ya wife ain't came back yet, damn she got a fat neck
You protective detective expect the unexpected
Your card's been rejected but it's free membership
If you stay in the house, scroll down a little bit, you should be seein your spouse
Still ain't seein em
She might be on premium and they throw that in for free for a limited time only
Smells like bologny rockin swiss macoroni
Man she's a tone poney dairy terry all the diney
Makes the Ghostbusters slimey
Accept for Winston
White powder on glove blind date with Sonny Liston
Cameras rollin you can't tattle work for hire with a paddle
Richard Pryor Blazing Saddles he'd rather do battle
So getty up ferry duck walk like chuck berry screamin
Go Johnny Go
Slapped you cause his name's Sonny though
Parked out in the Kokomo, No They ain't it slow
Beach Boys play with beach toys
She got tired of that shit and went for Deadwood Dick
Keep Surfin USA, until I get my back pay
No sandcastles today,
They fell into the sea eventually
Ask Jimi
Overjoyed like Stevie, unemployed so you don't see me
Roll up your sleeve when you play with my Bass Reeves
Nat Lovin you to death, Private, at ease
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Hamilton ass stays claritin aspirined up, runnin away from truths, jumpin on stages breakin legs like John Wilkes Booth
Courageous in the head she's Herman Ruth, without the Vermouth, no Martini
But battin em out the ballpark, so she see me askin her out at Walmart cold sashimi,
More toiletries than an aardvark, gettin clean's the hard part, me and my shoppin cart?
This is the last fix I'm givin you tricks, and you're tellin me to get smart?
I make this store billions and Amazon trillions, They be my new pavilion for housin reptilian civilians
Spend over a million in a lifetime and don't feel like a millionaire at nighttime not a crime, I think it's fair, Dirty Draws, Only Fans, and Dancin Bear
Thinkin your way too square to be there you'll be there on the square, totally unaware,
Swiss fondue in ya hair with a logo sayin "nobody cares" (go.ho)
Ass smells like gruyere's with a mixture of sweet pears
Take a picture let's see if she shares, without silverware,
Nuts fly in the air
Flyin Squirrels be these girls like the Jacksons I'll be there
(Look over your shoulders honey)
Birds of a feather
Think you gettin away but I got you on free range, so that the meat tastes better
All that cheddar
(Trumpet)
She swallows kids in a clinic on they meds pushed through the senate, the walking dead
Grown folks talkin go to bed, rejoice,
Now here go my invoice,
Giving you the track without stems,
You can't mix and master lab rats workout in gyms.
You midget rat bastard you keep comin up short,
Even your homeroom teacher's giving me bad reports
Stay snitchin actin like you a magician cause you made your first bones, Hocus Pocus
The only reason why you won is because you played bogus (and you know this)
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Son of a Gun
02:32
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Yeah my back hurts. But that's alright. I got stats.
Yo this track sounds like I'm supposed to give you stats about Blacks being shot by cops that listen to Tupac.
Some could get rich if you were to do that guess you already knew that.
Yellin out while sellin out, guess I'll be bailin out
I don't fuck wit it but good luck wit it, This kind o' shit, you get stuck wit it
So shuffle on em Bruce, get foot loose
Kick off your Sunday shoes, perform with a golden noose
You lions come outta tepees, feathers and dashikis
Ted talkin feces, walkin dead what a species
Burnin stage on the main stage
Invisible cage with rehearsed rage
Invisible bars with fast cars, fake sage
Recite page
Pre-edjaculation from cultural masterbation
Still, I gotta commend your preparation
They really didn't give us reparations but everyone got a stimulus
Haha kid, you seein this
Don't listen to R.E.M. but hits me on DMs
For chocolate nuts and M&Ms, One o' them
Playin by her rules the garden tool's a fool
But I better not vex her, she has been known to breed oppressors ask my history professor
We don't get leniency but have the decency through God to make frequency evening out odds
So here go a soundtrack for your stank ass cracks (while you kneel before Zod)
Snuggles and cuddles in an auditorium listenin to a euphonium talkin about
Tell us about your struggles, Do you mind if I blow fart bubbles for forty five minutes
And oh yeah we're from Kemet, Some talent expo
Make me wanna suck fuck and abduct you like the "B" movie Xtro
Buffalo Bill breedin Geronimo, At least he didn't make a dollar bill rapin thunder ho
Son of a gun, Leron no Trumpet on this one
Yo I said no Trumpet, the hell you doin
Hey Leron listen to me
You don't fuckin listen
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Pan Amsterdam New York, New York
When Pan Amsterdam washed up on the coast, he was wearing an oversized black velvet jacket with a cigarette burn, black jeans and two different coloured church socks. Further along the coast we found a trumpet case WITH a trumpet inside of it, in the case's side zipper there was a mouthpiece, valve oil for the horn, and a drive with tape on. Written on the tape were the words, "Elevator Music". ... more
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